24: Season 8

Still pondering if I should start watching 24 now or wait for it to be completed… Watching it on a weekly basis can give anyone a heart attack out of sheer excitement!

Anyway, got this from an old post. The list — even if I’ve read it already for so many times — never fails to make me laugh. Hehehe.

24 Things You Need to Know About Jack Bauer:

1. Jack Bauer can unscramble an egg.
2. Jack Bauer was not born; he forced his way out of his mother’s womb.
3. Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand; the quicksand couldn’t escape and nearly drowned.
4. If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called “1″.
5. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
6. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
7. It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards “The Man of Year*”, there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, ” *besides Jack Bauer.”
8. If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.
9. Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.
10. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Alright, sounds like a fair fight.
11. If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
12. Jack Bauer counted to infinity — twice.
13. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
14. When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
15. Jack Bauer could get off the Lost Island in 24 hours.
16. Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
17. When Jack Bauer took a stress test, the test failed.
18. Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re fucking dead.”
19. When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
20. Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted Fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
21. If you’re holding a gun to Jack Bauer’s head, don’t count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
22. Jack Bauer is the ‘i’ in TEAM.
23. If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
24. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer”.

PS: Jack Bauer once sneezed and it is rumored that the aftermath was known as Chernobyl.